What happened to my Macbook Pro!?
I didn’t drop it, or throw it, or attempt to pry it open with a crow bar. As far as I can tell, this strange damage occurred when i closed this lid this morning while the notebook lay running on a ottoman.
I’ll take it to the Apple Store tomorrow and see what they say.
Update: Apple said “nice try” and marched me out into the food court.
Update: I sold this to a nice MD in Saskatchawan. For all I know, he is very happy with it.

